I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
