we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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