i just had sex bonerless
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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