are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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