my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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