i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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