Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish i was in the wii world.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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