I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
My dick has a subreddit
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We're too hungover to prance.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
