im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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