What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
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It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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