thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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