But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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