her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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