you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
handjob tips. give me some.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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