But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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