He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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