I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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