I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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