About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
