i think my mom watched the whole time
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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