i already hear my dad disowning me
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I just want to make out with him forever
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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