So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
is wine microwaveable?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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