Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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