AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just invented taco cereal.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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