Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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