Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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