i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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