You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
where am i from again
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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