watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
