2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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