what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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