If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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