he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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