ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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