whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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