I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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