the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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