He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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