I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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