You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
