i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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