wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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