Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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