I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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