What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
So many bounce houses so little time
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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