I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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