I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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