no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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