Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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