Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We left an ass print on the piano.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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