Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Randomize
