Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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