508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
3 2 1 whiskey
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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