I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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