Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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